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INSTALLING LOVE
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Tech Support:
Yes Ma'am... how can I help you?
Customer:
Well, after much consideration, I've decided to
install Love. Can you guide me though the process?
Tech Support:
Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer:
Well, I'm not very technical, but I think
I'm ready. What do I do first?
Tech Support:
The first step is to open your Heart.
Have you located your Heart ma'am?
Customer:
Yes, but there are several other programs running
now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?
Tech Support:
What programs are running ma'am?
Customer:
Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem,
Grudge, Resentment and Anger running right now.
Tech Support:
No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent
memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love
will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of
its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to
completely turn off Grudge, Resentment and Anger.
Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off ma'am?
Customer:
I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support:
With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke
Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until
Grudge, Resentment and Anger have completely erased.
Customer:
Okay, done! Love has started to install itself.
Is that normal?
Tech Support:
Yes, but remember that you have only the base
program. You need to begin connecting to other
Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
Customer:
Oops! I have an error message already.
It says, "Error - program not run on
external components." What should I do?
Tech Support:
Don't worry ma'am. It means that the Love program is set
up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on
your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you
have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer:
So, what should I do?
Tech Support:
Can you pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the
following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth;
and Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer:
Okay, done.
Tech Support:
Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system
will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching
faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Negative
Self-Talk and Judging Others from all directories
and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is
completely gone and never comes back.
Customer:
Got it. Hey!!! My Heart is filling up with new files.
Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment
are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support:
Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything
gets it at the proper time. So now Love is installed and running.. One more thing before we hang up.
Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to
everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules and Love Upgrades back to you.
Customer:
I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name?
Tech Support: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, or just "I AM."
Most people feel all they need is an annual checkup to stay
heart-healthy; but, the manufacturer (ME) suggests a daily maintenance schedule for maximum Love efficiency.
Centered in Your presence, dear God, I let go of every concern and my soul awakens to new blessings of Your love and grace.
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